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So let me tell you something. One time in cooking class we had a substitute teacher. Ok so far so good. Then one of the boys found a really wierd looking nut that was like, really big. Like a golfball. He asked the substitute teacher if it were ok for him to eate it. She said that she didn’t care as long as he took responsibility for whatever happens.
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So let me tell you something. One time in cooking class we had a substitute teacher. Ok so far so good. Then one of the boys found a really wierd looking nut that was like, really big.

Like a golfball. He asked the substitute teacher if it were ok for him to eate it. She said that she didn’t care as long as he took responsibility for whatever happens.

So he decidet to eate it but since it was an complete even round thing he could not open it. We borrowed a hammer from the crafting class next to us and opened the nut.

So the boy ate it and and, like half an hour later he had to go home because he got sutc a bad stomach ace. Next week when our actual teacher came back we told her what had happened.

She told us with the most annoyed expression ever that the nut wasn’t a nut. It was the core of an avocado. The boy ate the core of a fucking avocado

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