So I never got to tell anyone my weird-ass dream from the other night so here you go TumblrSo we begin in a nice normal dream- I’m going to a theme park and it looks fun, bright colours,
food, the works. But as we approach we see it is Cat in the Hat themed. Fine, I keep goingBut then we see it is the Mike-Myers-Cat-in-the-Hat, and everything goes downhill.
Turns out the theme park is a front for the Mike-Myers-Cat-in-the-Hat to sexually harass women and murder children by randomly popping up in various personas throughout the park
and committing his crimes with terrible one liners and off key jokes, which changed constantly and wouldn’t let you escape, built as a maze to prevent escaping.
I woke up genuinely uncomfortable about even thinking about the Cat in the Hat film. Like its weird but i can’t even fully describe how fucked up this dream was.