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Right so, the other day i went to my neighbor’s house to invite her to a gathering for my 16th birthday, and shes 88… she’s small, adorable, walks with a cane.. the whole cute old lady stereotype. And so, she has pretty decorations for Easter, and all that… so she seems pretty innocent.
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Right so, the other day i went to my neighbor’s house to invite her to a gathering for my 16th birthday, and shes 88… she’s small, adorable, walks with a cane.. the whole cute old lady stereotype.

And so, she has pretty decorations for Easter, and all that… so she seems pretty innocent.

Anyways, she invites me in, and is talking about her church and if I wanted to go wih her to church… innocent Right?

OUT OF NO WHERE SHE STANDS UP AND WALKS TO A TABLE, WHERE I SHIT YOU NOT THERE WERE 14 ACTUAL SWORDS. And she takes one off the case, and is holding it all dramatic and im like 0_0 … so yeah.

My sweet little neighbor is a badass

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