So I work for University Student Housing and we get all sorts of wild calls and complaints every day, but yesterday was the worst yet.
Some dude comes running into the office yelling abt someone bleeding out in the parking lot. Naturally we are all thinking “what the actual fuck” and run to the lot.
And yeah some guy is sitting in the center of our lot in a puddle of his own blood and no right foot.
I’m freaking out, my boss is heaving and the guy is asking us to take his groceries inside before his milk spoils and tell his roommate he will be late tonight..
like fuck dude, you don’t have a foot anymore WHO CARES ABT YOUR DAMN MILK!