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So story time yesterday at an awkward family gathering we were eating dinner and my dad was talking for a reaaaally long time and my sister and I were starving so she ate one of those cherry tomato things and she said it tasted like sewage water and disappointment.
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So story time yesterday at an awkward family gathering we were eating dinner and my dad was talking for a reaaaally long time and my sister and I were starving so she ate one of

those cherry tomato things and she said it tasted like sewage water and disappointment.

And then later we were playing ping pong in the basement and she dived to get the ball and was like “hey, you impale your intestines on the corner of the table but at least you get the ball.

You do what you gotta do” and then she saw a mosquito and she smacked it out of the air and onto the table and just kept hitting it until it was dead screaming “KILL IT KILL IT”

and yeah that’s my sister everyone

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