Trying to play the whole “I’m an artist” card but I’m surrounded by girls who are “looking for a country boy, I love camo and mudding” well thats great! Want me to paint you naked?
I could be Leo you be Kate Winslet? Looked very romantic in Titanic, No? Alright then I’ll just go fuck off and write a poem about a willow tree or some shit. I hate this town.
This is exactly why Van Gogh chopped his ear off.