Top 5 Weirdest Things for Sale on Amazon

by michaelmilne

Amazon prides itself on being able to provide customers with

anything they need, or could possibly be looking for.  From the most popular products, to the oddest

products, Amazon will have the item that you are in need of.  With an unimaginable amount of products to

choose from, you can search for the dumbest, craziest, or wildest item you can

think of, and chances are, it will show up on Amazon.  With that being said, here are the 5 weirdest

things for sale on Amazon.1.      

NothingPretty obvious what this item is,

it’s literally nothing.  So, if you’re

someone who has received everything you’ve ever wanted, the gift of nothing

will be the most precious thing of all.

For only $9, you can buy the gift of nothing for your special someone

today. 2.      

 Bacon

BandagesApplying a kid’s bandage like

Blue’s Clues over your cut is one thing; well it’s actually pretty cool.

However, applying a bacon bandage is taking your accident to a whole new

level.  For just $8, you can wear your

very own bacon bandage, which actually smells like bacon, next time you have a

fall. 3.      

Yodeling Pickle Who doesn’t love to yodel? If you

don’t, well don’t even bother looking at this item.  However, for those of you who do love to

yodel, the yodeling pickle is taking your yodeling to the next step.  For a deal of $12, you can have your very own

yodeling pickle, perfect for an Instagram video. 4.      

Unicorn MeatRemember all your life being told

unicorns don’t exist? Well, that story may not be all that true after all.  For everyone watching their diet, or simply

love unicorns, unicorn meat provides you with an excellent source of

sparkles.  For only $12, you can grab your

very own can of unicorn meat today.5.      

Glow in the Dark Toilet PaperThis is pretty self-explanatory.  Next time you have to take a crap at night,

you won’t have to turn on the lights.

This toilet paper will actually glow, providing you with light as your

wiping yourself.  For a bargain of only

$9, join the bathroom revolution, and get yourself some glow in the dark toilet

paper.