I made the mistake of taking a 9am class this semester.
I go to a community college and live about 40 minutes away so if you do the math I have to wake up at least by 8:20am to be on time (what was I thinking?).
My class has a good amount of kids, more than the average size but not too large.
My teacher has a very monotone voice and speaks slowly so when he was going over a test I did relatively well on I chose not to pay attention (I got a 98 but with the curve it was a hundred).
I resorted to r/tifu for entertainment.
I was reading the story about the person who glued their butt cheeks together, and of course I had a huge grin on my face and was trying desperately not to laugh as I was reading more of the details.
My professor suddenly hits me with the classic "why don't you share with the class what you find so funny?
" Since the class was huge I became very embarrassed and tried to defuse the situation with "nothing." It didn't work and the teacher kept pressuring me to make me uncomfortable.
I had no choice so I decided to briefly describe what I read "I was laughing at a story on Reddit of this guy glueing his butt cheeks together.
" My teacher was shocked and the class started dying. I was then asked to leave class and I'm sure my professor hates me now.
I later found out that he started a new unit today so I missed all the notes as well.
Here's the butt glueing post I mentioned
Dang guys! Didn't expect this many upvotes thanks to all