This happened last week. No throwaway because everyone already knows what happened.
I ended up at a guys house for a casual hookup. He fell asleep and it was only like 11pm and I couldn’t sleep to save my life.
So, being considerate, I decided to bail so that I could go play on my phone(reddit) and not wake him up.
I exit the house and find the gate we’d come through, only, it’s closed. To make matters worse, it's one of those weird gates that doesn't have a handle, but a keyhole on both sides.
I decide, hey, I’m an adult, I can climb this fence, no problem. It’s got spikes on top, but I’m pretty positive that I can handle it.
So, in my heels I decide to climb the fence. I get to the top and look down and realize this is easiest the highest gate/fence I’ve ever climbed.
However, being precariously perched over the spikes, I realize it’s too late to turn back now.
So I jump down, and perfectly stick the landing. YES.
Then I take a step forward and feel the arch in my left foot scream in protest.
It’s cool, I can totally walk this off.
Make my way home and by the next morning, I can no longer put weight on it. Fuck.
So I head to urgent care where lo and behold they ask for my ID and I realize I’ve left my fucking wallet at the guys house.
I get put into a boot and told I have a sprain and possible fracture.
Not only this, but I had PAX EAST (a gaming convention) the following weekend and ended up having to cancel because I couldn't walk as much as I was going to need to for all my meetings.
So now I’m in a boot, missing my favorite con, and still ended up having to go back to the guys house to get my wallet.
TLDR: Hopped a fence in heels after a one night stand, broke foot. Left wallet there, still had to go back. Double fuck up.