Today I fucked up by smoking a joint.
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So I'm literally writing this about 30 minutes after it happened, So this morning I'm thinking I'm going to smoke a small joint before I go into work to deal some minor stress (dad just had a heart attack this morning) so I'm running late thanks to
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Today I fucked up by smoking a joint.

by cheesemein

So I'm literally writing this about 30 minutes after it happened,

So this morning I'm thinking I'm going to smoke a small joint before I go into work to deal some minor stress (dad just had a heart attack this morning) so I'm running late thanks to

the awful choice to smoke a joint, as I realise I wasn't going to get to the train station in time I spent £10 on a taxi there,

So I get to the train station and buy my ticket (£6.80) and jump on the train ready to not be late for work!

So what happens? Because I'm so fucking baked I leave my ticket and the receipt on the train...

get to the barriers and I can't find the bloody thing,

at which point I ask an attendant if I'm able to re buy my ticket and he tells me "yes but you're going to have to pay a £20 fine for traveling without a ticket as well" as annoying as this

is I can't do much but agree, so I pay, now my journey is at £33.

60 so far, I then ask if I can have my ticket so I can return back from work later and I'm told "no you will have to buy another one"

So after this costly shitstorm of a travel fare I get into work and explain my shitty morning to my manager and that I'm going to need to take tomorrow off to see my dad in hospital,

I then find out that I have booked today and tomorrow off about 2 weeks ago.

TIFU..

TL;DR

Got high, late for work, paid an expensive taxi, lost train ticket on train, got fined, had to buy a new one as well, didn't even have to be at work today, the journey totalled £40.40.

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