Today I fucked up by screaming "Vagina!" to a 10th grade English class.
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So, I am 23 and a new English teacher. I look like a kid myself, and I'm barely 5'1" so I always try my best to be professional. I want my students to take me seriously. I don't think they will after today.
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Today I fucked up by screaming "Vagina!" to a 10th grade English class.

by thetinyteacher

So, I am 23 and a new English teacher. I look like a kid myself, and I'm barely 5'1" so I always try my best to be professional. I want my students to take me seriously.

I don't think they will after today.

I was reading an Emily Dickinson poem to my class of 10th graders, and I got to the line that says "Shuts the door--to her divine majority," and I got tongue-tied in the worst way.

Here's where my students lose all respect for me.

Very loudly I said, "Shuts the door to her VAGINE-" and cut to students falling out of their chairs howling with laughter at me. I just sat down. I gave up.

I literally have no idea how I replaced "divine" with "vagine." How?! It will haunt me forever.

Perhaps the worst part? I sent a kid to the principal two days ago for screaming "Penis!" while going over answers in class. On his way out today he high-fived me and said, "Mad respect."

EDIT: Aw, snap! Front page! So far, none of my students have called me out for posting this.

Also, some people are super upset that I sent Penis Kid to the principal.

Trust me, I am a pretty chill person, but some kids (especially huge teenaged boys) like to test the limits of the teacher who looks like a seventeen-year-old girl.

It was mostly a warning shot because he had been causing some major issues. He got a slap on the wrist and has been an angel to me since then. ;)

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