Last night around 4am, I got one of my worst bloody noses I've ever had (gross, I know).
Due to the nature of said nosebleed, I basically have to stand in my shower and let it bleed out and no amount of Kleenex will stop it. It finally stops bleeding and my tub looks like a war zone.
Usually, I would wash it down. However, it was 4am, and I didn't want to wake up my parents or sister with running water. I left it for today.
This morning, I'm woken up by my mom screeming. Before I have time to comprehend what's going on, she storms into my room screaming "please be alive," thinking I've cut myself.
I sleep naked. It's far more comfy that having your junk be constrained by boxers. However my mom doesn't know this. I struggled with her to keep myself covered up.
I lose, and I'm naked as a jaybird and embarrassed as hell.
I ask what the problem is and she is asking if I'm suicidal. Confused, I ask her why would she think that and she said "your bath tub!" Oh fuck.
Had to explain that I had a nose bleed and didn't want to wake her at 4am.
Tl;Dr I got a bad bloody nose, didn't wash it down, and mom though I was suicidal.