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Earlier today, mothers birthday was going on. As we're all sitting around (roughly 15 people) my mom starts telling a story about me and sibling when we were younger. As the stories go on, she gets to one of me as a baby;
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Today I fucked up by making a joke

by ilostmycouch

Earlier today, mothers birthday was going on. As we're all sitting around (roughly 15 people) my mom starts telling a story about me and sibling when we were younger.

As the stories go on, she gets to one of me as a baby;

"He hated wear clothes, I couldn't ever get him to keep anything on" (etc)

So, being the joker I am, I jump out of my chair, start to take my shirt off and run across the room, all while shouting, " Still can't!"

About halfway across the room, with my shirt half over my head, I trip blindly onto the staircase leading up, blacking out for a good 30 seconds, laying there with my shirt half off and in pain.

 

TL;DR: I made a joke about being naked as a baby, knocked myself out and had to lay in my shame.

Edit: Oh hi Front page (insert joke here), RIP inbox.

Edit2: I'm 23, fire away

Edit3: Head is fine, guess I can take a beating, prescribed some acetaminophen.

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