Earlier today, mothers birthday was going on. As we're all sitting around (roughly 15 people) my mom starts telling a story about me and sibling when we were younger.
As the stories go on, she gets to one of me as a baby;
"He hated wear clothes, I couldn't ever get him to keep anything on" (etc)
So, being the joker I am, I jump out of my chair, start to take my shirt off and run across the room, all while shouting, " Still can't!"
About halfway across the room, with my shirt half over my head, I trip blindly onto the staircase leading up, blacking out for a good 30 seconds, laying there with my shirt half off and in pain.
TL;DR: I made a joke about being naked as a baby, knocked myself out and had to lay in my shame.
Edit: Oh hi Front page (insert joke here), RIP inbox.
Edit2: I'm 23, fire away
Edit3: Head is fine, guess I can take a beating, prescribed some acetaminophen.