I offered to volunteer as Santa once a week over Christmas. All I had to do was listen to the kids and hand them a present. One mother fucker ran at me and tried to jump in my lap.
His feet landed directly on my balls.
I immediately bolted up grabbing my dick, the kid fell backwords over the chair and chipped his tooth. I slipped and fell on one of the fake reindeer and crushed it.
The kid is bawling. Some others in line start crying. I'm told to go home. As I walk out two women hit me with purses. And a father pushed me and told me he will "Fuck everbody I love".
The worst part is I had a drink with my friend before and forgot gum for my breath. So I was ultimately fired because they thought I was drunk.
There is a video.
I'll be in touch soon about the clip! Thanks for the offers! Part of the issue is the video is over 20 minutes long, my friend was there taping his relatives. So a lot needs to be erased.
And I'm finishing my teaching work term (yes I will soon be a teacher). So I can't have some of the faces of the kids I teach etc. in it. Or I feel like I shouldn't.
Also, in regard to the drink. It was one beer and a burger I bought with a gift card. Relax! Ha
And should I post the video here? Or make a new post once I have it?