So I work for a cable provider taking calls for tech support. During my day, I get two 15 minute breaks and a half hour break.
This all started about 30 minutes ago, and is still a very active situation.
About 15 minutes before my break, I felt the feeling in the pit if my stomach that I needed to relieve my self.
Looking at the time, I realized I was close enough to my break to not worry about it. 5 minutes later I began to worry, as the feeling turned from a tingle to slight pain.
Looking back at the time, I was unsure if I would make it. Fast forward to the final 5 minutes before my break and I started to feel like I would barely make it.
Standing seemed to help a lot for some reason, so I paced in front of my desk while finishing my last call. That actually made me feel much better and almost relieved the pain entirely.
Once the call was over, I clocked out for my break and headed for the restroom.
This is where the fuckup really begins.
I walk into the restroom, pulled my pants down and my phone out, and sat down on the toilet. I began browsing reddit, minding the clock as to not be late from my break.
Reading through some TIFU posts and laughing at some of you idiots always helps me pass the time. After a few minutes I realized I should head back. I pulled up my pants and walked back to my desk.
I only made it about 45 seconds into my first call after the break before that all too familiar pain returned. Thats when it hit me. I forgot to poop.
I am currently pacing in front of my desk, sweat forming at the top of my head, clenching my cheeks as I am typing this on my phone, waiting for my customers equipment to reset.
The countdown begins.
TL:DR: had to poop really bad while at work, went to restroom and forgot to poop, now I may shit my pants.
Edit:Update: After what was almost an hour long call, I put my phone in "personal" time and ran to the bathroom, barely made it to the seat, and had a glorious bowel evacuation.
Thank you all for reading and laughing at my situation. :)
Edit: the letter A
Edit: GOLD? Who knew forgetting to poop would create reddit gold! Thanks stranger!