Literally happened like 5 minutes ago. So the other day, my SO and I were browsing an ask Reddit thread about how to strengthen your relationship.
We came across something about getting in the shower together, lathering up each other's butts and just rubbing booties together, ya know, really exciting stuff.
So we waited until this weekend when I could be over at her place to test this out. After a long, hot day outside, we figured today would be our opportunity.
We got into our birthday suits as fast as we could and hopped in the shower. Things were going good! We got all soapy, pressed our butts together, and shook like our lives depended on it.
It was super fun. Here's where I fucked up; for some reason, I thought it would be a wonderful idea to just let out one of the burliest biker farts my body could produce.
I built up my energy and just exploded flatulence. Of course we both thought it was hilarious and began to laugh... Until the smell hit her nose.
She looked dead into my eyes, almost as if she were about to tell me the saddest news in the world, and threw up everywhere.
All in the shower floor and on our feet was my girlfriend's vomit. Now here I am, cleaning the shower while my girlfriend feels ashamed and embarrassed over what just happened. FML
Edit: Wow! That blew up! Thank you guys so much. My girlfriend and I have a really silly and fun filled relationship and we've been together for almost a year. I love her so much.
Thank you guys for the funny comments!
Again, for those of you who didn't see, here's the link: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/4y0kuj/couples_of_reddit_what_are_fun_things_you_should/d6k8x20
TL;DR- Farted in the shower with my SO
and she threw up everywhere.