Today I fucked up by doing enemas with my girlfriend
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Yesterday my girlfriend and I somehow decided that we both wanted to see what having a clean colon feels like. We went to Walmart to pick up an enema kit which thankfully looks like a hot water bottle.
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Today I fucked up by doing enemas with my girlfriend

by enema_escapade

Yesterday my girlfriend and I somehow decided that we both wanted to see what having a clean colon feels like.

We went to Walmart to pick up an enema kit which thankfully looks like a hot water bottle.

When we got home I decided she would go first. All goes well for her and she gets to the waiting stage. Apparently you have to hold in the water for 10-20 mins.

Being an impatient person, I decided to start filling up as soon as she started waiting. All shit breaks loose for me at this point.

The second I pulled out to tube after finishing the bag I immediately had to release the water.

She raced me to the toilet because when I started scrambling after pulling out the nozzle she laughed which triggered her poop senses.

She got 3/4 the way over the toilet and absolutely errupted. I was on the verge of crying because I knew I'd never make it to the upstairs washroom...

As I'm looking at the sink she leans over and rips the shower door open.

"SHOWER!!" I threw all of my shampoo and body wash out the door and turned my ass towards the corner and sprayed the water out like a skunk. A tiny turd flew out..

At this point were dying of laughter, embarrassment and disgust.

TIFU and did a couples enema and ended up with fewer toilets than spraying assholes.

This post was removed earlier this week because of rule 4.

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Thanks everyone for laughing at this fuck up! To clarify, we were in the bathroom on the floor and had a 3 foot race to the toilet. She won but I got to shit in a shower so who really won.

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