Yesterday my girlfriend and I somehow decided that we both wanted to see what having a clean colon feels like.
We went to Walmart to pick up an enema kit which thankfully looks like a hot water bottle.
When we got home I decided she would go first. All goes well for her and she gets to the waiting stage. Apparently you have to hold in the water for 10-20 mins.
Being an impatient person, I decided to start filling up as soon as she started waiting. All shit breaks loose for me at this point.
The second I pulled out to tube after finishing the bag I immediately had to release the water.
She raced me to the toilet because when I started scrambling after pulling out the nozzle she laughed which triggered her poop senses.
She got 3/4 the way over the toilet and absolutely errupted. I was on the verge of crying because I knew I'd never make it to the upstairs washroom...
As I'm looking at the sink she leans over and rips the shower door open.
"SHOWER!!" I threw all of my shampoo and body wash out the door and turned my ass towards the corner and sprayed the water out like a skunk. A tiny turd flew out..
At this point were dying of laughter, embarrassment and disgust.
TIFU and did a couples enema and ended up with fewer toilets than spraying assholes.
This post was removed earlier this week because of rule 4.
Thanks everyone for laughing at this fuck up! To clarify, we were in the bathroom on the floor and had a 3 foot race to the toilet. She won but I got to shit in a shower so who really won.