Today I fucked up by blowing on my cat's butthole
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This happened a few hours ago and I've been in a state of shock and disgust ever since. Okay, so I had just finished reading Harry Potter and the Cursed Child when my cat jumped onto my bed and greets me.
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Today I fucked up by blowing on my cat's butthole

by wanderlust_llama

This happened a few hours ago and I've been in a state of shock and disgust ever since.

Okay, so I had just finished reading Harry Potter and the Cursed Child when my cat jumped onto my bed and greets me.

So I start petting her and she climbs on me and starts purring and kneading me when she turns around and presents me with her anus, tail held high and proud.

I had heard that this, in cat language, was like a handshake and meant she wanted me to sniff her butthole in greeting.

Well, that wasn't going to happen and I had remembered reading on Reddit that if you lightly blow on your cat's bootyhole this could 'simulate' you sniffing it. So I did. Bad idea.

She proceeded to spray liquid shit directly onto my face.

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