To those going to see "The Fault In Our Stars"
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Allow me to start off my saying the theatre I work at is small, thus we only get around 30-40 people a day and MAYBE 100 if we're lucky on the weekends. With the release of "The Fault In Our Stars" we've been hitting upwards from 200-400 people daily.
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To those going to see "The Fault In Our Stars"

by CovertCoding

Allow me to start off my saying the theatre I work at is small, thus we only get around 30-40 people a day and MAYBE 100 if we're lucky on the weekends.

With the release of "The Fault In Our Stars" we've been hitting upwards from 200-400 people daily.

With all the extra people as you could expect there is more of a mess to clean up. Let me make this clear, I'm not hear to rant about lazy people leaving popcorn bags on the floor.

I don't mind cleaning up the mess, really I don't. In fact sometimes I may even find some dropped cash which is always a plus.

Now, that being said, the movie mentioned earlier is considered a sad movie, whenever I do checks all you can hear is weeping and sniffling among the audience.

If you are going to see this movie and you happen to cry and such, please do me and my co workers the favor and throw your tissues on the floor!

Yes that's right I told you to make a mess, let me explain. I understand that people don't tend to throw away their trash, hell, I understand it is my job to clean it up.

Sweeping is easy, if you throw your tissues on the floor then I can sweep them up in less than a second and move on,

I know its convenient but please don't stuff your snot filled tissues in the cup holders, please!

If you throw it on the floor then I can sweep it up but when you lay a snotty tissue foundation in my cup holders then I have to reach in and pick them up with my hands.

If you wanna be a true hero simply throw them away, you don't understand how happy it makes us inside when we see you throwing away your garbage, it is like Christmas morning every time.

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