This woman goes into a funeral home to make arrangements for her husband's funeral.
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She tells the director that she wants her husband to be buried in a dark blue suit. He asks, "Wouldn't it just be easier to bury him
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This woman goes into a funeral home to make arrangements for her husband's funeral.

by thedawe1980

She tells the director that she wants her husband to be buried in a dark blue suit.

He asks, "Wouldn't it just be easier to bury him

in the black suit that he's wearing?"

But she insists that it must be a blue suit and

gives him a blank check to buy one.

When she comes back for the wake, she sees her

husband in the coffin and he is wearing a

beautiful blue suit. She tells the director how

much she loves the suit and asks how much it cost.

"Actually" he said, "it didn't cost anything.

The funniest thing happened. As soon as you

left, another corpse was brought in, this one

wearing a blue suit. I noticed that they were

about the same size, and asked the other widow if

she would mind if her husband were buried in a black

suit. She said that was fine with her. So... I

switched the heads"

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