She tells the director that she wants her husband to be buried in a dark blue suit.
He asks, "Wouldn't it just be easier to bury him
in the black suit that he's wearing?"
But she insists that it must be a blue suit and
gives him a blank check to buy one.
When she comes back for the wake, she sees her
husband in the coffin and he is wearing a
beautiful blue suit. She tells the director how
much she loves the suit and asks how much it cost.
"Actually" he said, "it didn't cost anything.
The funniest thing happened. As soon as you
left, another corpse was brought in, this one
wearing a blue suit. I noticed that they were
about the same size, and asked the other widow if
she would mind if her husband were buried in a black
suit. She said that was fine with her. So... I
switched the heads"