The Unified Conspiracy Theory
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"I know the source of my paranoia. What do Greenwald and Assange know that warrants the allocation of such vast resources?" ----------------------------------------
By draugurinnan https://www.reddit.com/r/...

The Unified Conspiracy Theory

by draugurinnan

"I know the source of my paranoia. What do Greenwald and Assange know that warrants the allocation of such vast resources?"

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1: "The CIA and KGB have been cooperating for years. We've even got guys in the in the mob - and they share people with the Church, the Vatican Bank, and so on."

a: "..."

2: "This system runs like a psychological farm for human minds, and through it we get not only control, but significant financial profit as well."

a: "?"

2: "It starts at infancy."

1: "You know - all those Catholic hospitals."

2: "During the 50s, the CIA began a series of profound psychological studies. These gave us access to incredibly valuable intelligence, including a method of ensuring the longevity of our agency.

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1: "You can imagine the effect of carefully engineered psyches reinforcing one another through generations."

2: "We've learned over many years to induce parents and friends to unwittingly program our primary targets, and it was surprisingly easy."

1: "It seems that human empathy has its root in the most primary part of our bodies: the nervous system. It has its own associated sensory transmitter and receiver.

This can be used as a powerful tool when utilizing a human drone to acquire the primary drone target."

a: "me?"

2: "You are here because you are paranoid. Congratulations, there aren't many of you."

1: "You are here because the people in your life that have influenced your own motivations the most, are in fact our people."

2: "You were so easily manipulated through sex!"

a: "..."

1: "There seemed no end to the psychological abuse you would tolerate. I suppose that made you suspicious?"

a: "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!"

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