The "Trick" in "Trick or Treat"
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“Trick or treat!” Let’s see…
By MechDog2395 https://www.reddit.com/r/...

The "Trick" in "Trick or Treat"

by MechDog2395

“Trick or treat!”

Let’s see…

Demon will knock up a 14 year-old-girl and get sent to prison for statutory rape. I’ll give him some chocolate.

The Witch will be committed to an institution up-state. That’s what they do to “disturbed” girls who get nightly visits from their stepfather. The orderlies will have fun with her too.

I’ll give her a lollipop.

The zombie is going to die first. He will distract his mother while she is driving because his iPad won’t work. Their SUV will roll over a dozen times.

Zombie’s mangled body will be pulled out of the wreck in three pieces. How fitting! I’ll give him some red licorice.

“You kids look great!” I say pleasantly as I hand out the candies. “Happy Halloween!”

Every Halloween, it’s the same. My home is a popular stop because I give out the most candies and I have the most variety.

If only they knew the truth…

****

“Trick or treat!”

The kid dressed as a Ghost will OD on his 17th birthday. I’ll give him some Rockets.

The kid dressed as Batman will score too many DUI’s and lose his license. He won’t care; not even after he kills a family of four. I’ll give him some jawbreakers.

“Here you go kids. Enjoy the candy!”

The visions only come on Halloween. There hasn’t been a single Trick or Treater who will not die a horrible death or who will cause harm to someone else.

And each year my visions get worse...

****

“Trick or Treat!”

Ooh….here we have an Angel who’ll be shot at point blank range by a jealous ex-boyfriend whom she hasn’t met yet. I’ll give her some corn chips.

Next kid is a Vampire. His life is actually pretty decent up until he lets himself go and gives himself diabetes from too much weight gain. He’ll die a lonely man. All 300 pounds of him.

I’ll give him some Tootsie Rolls, just to get the ball rolling…

The next kid however…. A cute little girl with rosy cheeks. She’s wearing an old-fashioned dress with a cloak and is carrying a basket.

“I’m Little Red Riding Hood!” the girl said as if answering my confused look.

“Oh I know what you are…” I state as I look at her more closely. I couldn’t see her future. She was – in all essence of the phrase – a clean slate.

I smiled and handed her a candied apple which she gladly took and placed in her basket.

“I made that myself,” I stated. “Been saving it for…someone special...”

****

I know what you all are thinking.

Don’t worry, the apple is safe. It’s not poisoned. Nor did I stick any syringe needles or razor blades into it like you hear about in the news.

The little wooden stick handle however, has been coated with special resin. A contact toxin of my own design.

Little Red Riding Hood will come to appreciate Halloween the same way I do.

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