Stupid Lifeguarding Stories
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me, a certified lifeguard: “please don’t run on the dock”teenage boy: “but why”me: “well, you could slip and seriously hurt yourself, meaning I would have to backboard you and then fill out an incident report with you and your parents”teenage boy, ignoring me: *runs on the dock,
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Stupid Lifeguarding Stories

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me, a certified lifeguard: “please don’t run on the dock”teenage boy: “but why”me: “well, you could slip and seriously hurt yourself,

meaning I would have to backboard you and then fill out an incident report with you and your parents”teenage boy, ignoring me: *runs on the dock,

slips and whacks his head on the metal*I hate my job.

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