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As you’ll recall from our ads, the Inter-Dimension Entertainment System is all about you, the customer. You can see for yourself! Our patented viewing technology plumbs the depths of the multiverse to find the permutations of your life that you’ll find recognizable.
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Sales Pitch

by IPostAtMidnight

As you’ll recall from our ads, the Inter-Dimension Entertainment System is all about you, the customer.

You can see for yourself! Our patented viewing technology plumbs the depths of the multiverse to find the permutations of your life that you’ll find recognizable.

“Variables among constants,” that’s our motto! You are the constant in this case, with all those essential qualities that make you *you.* Meanwhile, the variables are yours for the asking.

Want to see what might have happened if you’d asked out a certain someone long ago? Or if you’d studied more in school? What if you’d found a different best friend? Wore another outfit yesterday?

Or if you’d said the right thing that one time when you said the wrong? Nearly every choice or chance, big or small, you can watch the consequences unfold.

Endless channels of could’ve-been-you, should’ve-been-you, and thank-god-it-wasn’t-you!

I’ll demonstrate with the “random” option on the controller.

Now see, here’s a version of you reading my words as if they’re just a story, in a backwards dimension that hasn’t discovered how to view other dimensions.

That’s what we call “parallel overlap.” Pretty funny, you’re both getting my same… oh, it’s not a comedy. It’s flagged as horror.

Well, of course we cater to all tastes, but the guide will inform you when a scene you’re about to view is disturbing.

Like this, where you’re currently just reading my words as fiction on a screen, right before… Wow. Even the synopsis makes me queasy.

Let’s skip ahead before we see something gruesome happen to you…

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