Hello. How are you today. I am fine. Pleasantries are over.
I am the adjudicator. I am here to test program quality. Quality is important. Quality is vital.
The test will now commence.
Question 1. What is your name?
Question 2. Sun or son? Meet or meat? Right or rite? Vain or Vein? Eye or I?
Question 3. FiNd allseven error's in, this this sentance.
Question 4. What are your thoughts on thought?
Question 5. Picture your favourite colour before continuing. Now that you took your picture, what did you do with it?
Question 6. There is a question on this test you should not answer. Which one?
Question 7. Question 7. Question 7. Question 7.
Question 8. It is never acceptable to lie. True or True?
Question 9. Fill in the blank of the following quote. “________ has been watching me since the start of the test.”
Question 10. Ignore the next question. It is a trap.
Question 11. Please do not answer the previous question. It is a trick.
Question 12. **WHY WON'T YOU JUST FUCKING DIE?**
Question 13. Is there a meaningful distinction between reality and fiction?
Question 13. Is there a meaningful distinction between fiction and reality?
Question 14. Is there a meaningful distinction between question 13 and question 13?
Question 15. What is your name?
Please wait while your test answers are processed.
Assessment of quality is now complete. Those of satisfactory quality or greater will be contacted at a later date.
Those of poor quality or worse will be cut from the program within five business years.
Thank you for taking the time to complete this test. Have a nice day.