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**PARANORMAL ACTIVITY WARNING 071-B** ~•~
By NinjaTurkey_ https://www.reddit.com/r/...

PARANORMAL ACTIVITY WARNING: STAND BY FOR FURTHER INSTRUCTIONS.

by NinjaTurkey_

**PARANORMAL ACTIVITY WARNING 071-B**

~•~

This is a national television broadcast from the US Department of Paranormal Activity Research and Containment. This is a national emergency.

Do not turn off your television and await instructions.

**PARANORMAL ACTIVITY 071-B**

Class: Non-organic

Threat: PA071-B may result in loss of human life.

Description: Condensation will gather on all windows and mirrors of your home. Wiping it off or revealing the outside world in any way will result in the revealing of PA071-B.

Looking upon PA071-B will result in instant death, insanity before suicide, or homicidal rage before spontaneous death.

**Please follow these instructions to minimize loss of human life.**

Close all windows and doors.

Do not leave your home.

Stay away from all external walls of your home.

Do not remove condensation from your windows/mirrors.

If condensation is somehow removed, do not look out the window/into the mirror.

Keep your television turned on and await further instructions.

**SITUATION UPDATE**

PA071-B has been reported to now also appear within the eyes of humans. For your safety, do not make eye contact with other humans.

PA071-B has been reported to now also rattle door handles. For your safety stay away from doors and do not look into keyholes.

Keep your television turned on and await further instructions.

**SITUATION UPDATE**

PA071-B now has also began to appear in television screens.

For your safety, refrain from looking directly at your television if you have not already been affected.

Keep your television turned on and await further instructions.

[Official narration, thanks /u/Sullen_Sigh!](https://youtu.be/shM1TaCyOO8)

[A narration by /u/RageFire54449](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vx6g8cEq8Js&feature=youtu.be)

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