My colleague and I look at each other. I can tell we're thinking the same thing, and we burst out into a fit of uncontrollable laughter. We just had our Samaritan chips implanted.
The Good Samaritan chips were hailed as the most astounding technological revolution the world had ever seen.
With over a billion implantations worldwide and more appointments scheduled every day, they were certainly the most *popular* technological advancement in recent years.
The chips were designed to activate the pleasure receptors in your brain, putting you in a constant state of happiness and euphoria.
You could see people walking down the street with big dumb grins or just breaking out in fits of laughter on their front lawns at the smallest of things.
Everyone had one, so I finally decided to implant my own.
What they don't tell you about the chip is that it also activates your *pain* receptors. I live in constant agony. I try to scream, but all that ever comes out is laughter.
My face is now perpetually contorted into a smile.
My colleague and I look at each other, wide smiles plastered across our faces. I can tell we're thinking the same thing, and we burst out into a fit of uncontrollable laughter.