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To: Genji: Monkshood and Belladonna extract mix for some of his Shuriken.
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Overwatch Birthday Presents:

by overprompts

To:

Genji: Monkshood and Belladonna extract mix for some of his Shuriken.

McCree: Box of Preserved pre-Castro Cuban cigars.

Pharah: Laser guidance system for her launcher.

Reaper: Several gross Depleted Uranium flechette shotgun shells, tipped with poison.

Soldier 76: Mercy’s Origins Skin de-aging cream, or or a set of new 76 coats without grenade-blast holes in them.

Sombra: A Hard-light interface to get into Vishkar’s network, disguised as a headphone-holoscreen set.

Tracer: A set of emergency nano-batteries for her accelerator, and her favorite tea.

Bastion: a right hand attachment for non-combat usage.

Hanzo: Gyroscopic fletching design for his arrows.

Junkrat: A non-damage-expenses paid trip to all the junkyards in Arizona.

Mei: An in-coat cooling system attached to her tank for summer operations.

Torbjörn: Spring-loaded shoes and extending hammer handle for surprise attacks.

Widowmaker: attachable peripheral & rear eyes for her visor.

D.Va: Blue Light cutting contacts or glasses for easier sleep.

Orisa: The best Lithium bearing grease money can buy, with some HD-30 vintage 2031.

Reinhardt: Complete German Pop Album collection: 80s, 90s, 00s, and 10s.

Roadhog: All expenses paid trip to the junkyards in Arizona, and a supply of venom mine-proof mask filters.

Winston: new Wife program and/or body for Athena, or a nag-me-later function.

Zarya: A classic AK-15 from 2018 with a double drum Magazine, meant as a sidearm for a person with her strength.

Ana: a reading monocle and some more frankincense-scented hair conditioner.

Lúcio: a master’s guide to making techno-remixes of Classical music (pre-1915), and a preorder to an exclusive Electro-Swing album.

Mercy: A recipe for biotic brownies, a pre-WWII Swiss Watch, a “Team Mom” mug,

And possibly a maternity bra as a joke.

Symmetra: A set of fresh spices for her drawer, possibly a pre-computer drafting set for nostalgia.

Zenyatta: Book on Mendicant orders and friars (and soon-to-be serors/sisters) as a recommendation to take on disciples with his plans, and/or some more books on spirituality by old, dead people.

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