Liam Neeson knocked on the door of Nicolas Cage’s ice cream shop.
“Cage. I need a favor. My daughter has been taken. Again.”
“Again?” Nic asked. “Like… seriously? Again?”
“Yes. I’d rather not talk about it.” Liam said, rubbing the back of his neck and looking away.
“No, but really… how?”
“Well, I went to the grocery store, and I turned my back to look at the kumquats, and when I turned back, they had taken her. These men in green coats.” Neeson said, his tone grim.
“Green… coats..?” Nic asked.
“Yes. I think it was the illuminati. Mostly because of the triangles on their coats.”
“Seriously?” Cage asked, incredulously.
“They also shouted “YOU’LL NEVER STOP THE ILLUMINATI’S PYRAMID EYE, LIAM SACAJAWEA NEESON!! HA HA HA HA HA!!” Liam said, posing like he was holding a girl by the arm.
“Your middle name is Sacajawea?”
“No, but the point is I need your help, Cage. I need you to help me find the Illuminati’s secret base.” Liam said, placing his hands on Nic’s shoulders.
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