So a couple months ago i was working an 8 hour shift and by the end of i I was pretty exhausted when i had two girls come up to me.
Me: "welcome to <insert theater name here> how can i help you today>
Two girls: Get hard
Me: that will be extra
I am just standing there mortified i actually said that when they start cracking up. Definitely not one of my brightest moments but it turned out okay.