This was the first time I found someone having sex in my movie theatre. I had just been promoted as an assistant manager at the time. This was my first or second week as an AM.
I was working projection, as new AMs in my company do, and went downstairs to perform an auditorium check (walkthrough to make sure everything was playing fine, no distrubances, etc.
) on Reno 911: Miami.
This was an early weekday afternoon in the late winter, so when the theatre appeared to be empty I wasn't surprised.
As I was about to walk out, though, I saw a flash of *something* at the top of the auditorium.
As I began to walk towards the top of the auditorium, my mind began formulating what it was I saw. When I realized what I was walking in to, I became **very** nervous.
This wasn't my only experience with customers enjoying each other a little too much, but also my first experience with having to remove or otherwise be authoritative towards a customer,
so I was a little jittery.
My plan was, after confirming what I assumed I would find, that I would then go back down stairs and turn on the cleaning lights.
Surprise! You done got caught! However, I stepped on the last step it must have creaked a little, or my keys might have jangled.
Just as I saw two completely nude people humping on the dirty theatre floor, they stopped got up completely surprised.
I was frozen. Like I said, I had already realized what I was going to find, but I guess it didn't really hit me until I saw it. The leapt up and started to get dressed again.
I wanted to say something, but I couldn't. So I just shook my head and snapped towards the exit door.
I didn't mean to stare, but, like I said, I was just frozen.
The guy asked for, "A little privacy please?
" If I was a little more functional, I would have replied to tune of something like, "That went out the window when you chose to have sex in a public place with a camera pointing right at you,
" but I didn't. I just turned around.
They got dressed and left. And those were the first customers I kicked out.