My fav expressions to express how thoroughly drunk I am
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i’m off my tits heyguess who is completely & utterly ossified. moi!
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My fav expressions to express how thoroughly drunk I am

by filmfliiicks

i’m off my tits heyguess who is completely & utterly ossified.

moi!

i’m way too pissed for this shitwhen whiskey begins to taste like water switch to doubleshello mildly attractive person i just met i’m in love with youhow did end up on the floor,

let me stay here its my home nowDJ if you don’t play the Spice Girls i’ll burn the bar downif you don’t snapchat taking shots do you really actually take them tho?

if you eat 3 pizza’s and a kebab when you are wasted then calories don’t exist right?

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