FAO: SHIELD levels 1-5; The Avengers
CC: Agent Coulson, Agent Hill
From: Director Fury
Subject: Easter Party
Just a reminder in advance of Easter this year, that due to the fiasco that was last year’s Easter party (and indeed all party’s we at SHIELD have ever held) there will be no office party.
I repeat, NO OFFICE PARTY. If I see a single agent not in their standard issue uniforms, a single egg, a single bunny, I will shoot first and ask questions later.
You have been warned.
FAO: Director Fury
CC: Agent Hill
From: Agent Coulson
Subject: Re: Easter Party
I couldn’t help but notice you only e-mailed level 1-5 agents about not having an easter party.
While I agree that due to the fact level 1-5 agents are generally deemed “Tony Starks minions” (whether due to their own blind idiocy or actual co-operation),
and it is prudent to plan ahead for any of their misdeeds. I still feel I should inform you that the Level 7 Agents appear to planning something. Specifically the R&D department heads.
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