Teacher: What's wrong?
Johnny: Our house is very small, me, my mum and my dad, all sleep in the same bed. Every night my dad asks if I'm sleeping,
I say "No" then he slaps my face & gives me a black eye.
Teacher: tonight when your dad asks, keep dead quiet, don't answer.
The following morning Johnny's teacher sees him with a severe swelling on his face.
Teacher: My goodness! Why the swelling?
Johnny: Dad asked me again me if I was sleeping. I shut up and kept dead still. Then my dad & mom start moving, mom was breathing heavy, kicking her legs up an making noises.
Then my dad asked my mom, "Are you coming?"
Mom said, "Yes, I'm coming, are you coming too?"
Dad answered "Yes"
They don't usually go anywhere without me so I said "Wait for me,
I'm coming too."