Andy is a vegan. As in he doesn't partake in the animal products. He's also very straightedge. Ke$ha on the other hand, is not.
In fact, she's firmly on the side of the carnivores and she's never not drunk. She's an absolute menace and she won't leave Andy alone.
"Hey there, Andy Pandy. How's the hunt going?"
"Go away, K. I'm busy." Andy doesn't even look up from where he's cleaning his katanas of the tar thick, blue blood from the feral pixie he'd just killed using his tattered shirt.
The pixie's decapitated body is still twitching sporadically on the cold, autumn ground.
Ke$ha drops down from the branch she was perched on, landing silently on ground behind Andy's crouched form.
As she reaches out one hand to play idly with one frizzy, red-brown curl, Andy stood up, pivoted around, his shoulders squared and back straight, and fixed her with an unamused level stare.
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