When he thinks about it, he comes to the conclusion that none of this would have happened were it not for his illogical craving for something salty.
That all encumbering desire for pretzels was the sole reason he happened to be out of his room in the first place.
Normally, he reserved Tuesdays for catching up on his physics readings and occasionally browsing the fansites dedicated to J.J. Abrams
remake. But on this particular Tuesday, he just
to crave pretzels, and the vending machine just
to be located at the other end of the hall, which meant he had to pass Rusty's room, and when he did, he just
to remember the note Rusty left on his door, so obviously he had to mention it.
And then because he's Max, it was obligatory that he embarrass himself completely in front of two attractive girls, one of which just
to be Rusty's sister, who "sounds terrible."
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