I think I could kill a fully grown Walrus in hand-to-hand combat
 I think I could kill a fully grown Walrus in hand-to-hand combat stories
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The fight would occur in the Roman Coliseum, flat terrain and no water. I would be fighting a normal walrus, it wouldn't know a fight was on until it was tasting my nikes.
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I think I could kill a fully grown Walrus in hand-to-hand combat

by Cooolgibbon

The fight would occur in the Roman Coliseum, flat terrain and no water.

I would be fighting a normal walrus, it wouldn't know a fight was on until it was tasting my nikes.

Some of my friends think it's ridiculous, but I feel like a Walrus would not stand a chance against me. Walruses are just so slow.

My current strategy would be getting behind the Walrus and clambering on it's back. From here I could deliver head stomps and gouge out it's eyes.

It would take a while but eventually the Walrus would surely die.

I know the Walrus would try to stab me with tusks, but because of the low agility of the Walrus, the tusk attacks would be very easy to dodge.

Also I know the Walrus has 'blubber' but I still think my head stomps would rattle it's brain a good amount. Blubber is not a carbon fibre body armour, it's just blubber folks.

I think people overestimate almost all animals fighting ability and I think humans are better fighters than what we get credit for. Humans are just so much smarter than every animal.

This Walrus has no strategy, he has a big fat body and long teeth.

Also don't send me a video of a Walrus goring a Polar Bear and act like that's proof. Human vs Walrus folks.

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