Mommy always cares for me. She washes me and dresses me. She even lets me play with pretty dolls after she gives me my sleepy sippy cup. She never, ever yells at me.
She only whispers so Daddy doesn't hear.
Daddy thinks I'm with the angels, mommy says. I'm a bad boy so he had to think I was gone-gone or they wouldn't bring the new baby for me to play with.
Her belly is THIS big. I hope it's a good girl like Mommy.
I love my mommy.