How I know I'm and idiot.
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Background: This happened about one week after the movie FIFTY SHADES OF GRAY premiered p, which was also a week after a bar opened in my theatre. This exchange was between myself and a pretty and drunk college girl, me=me and DG = drunk girl.
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How I know I'm and idiot.

by Beardman95

Background: This happened about one week after the movie FIFTY SHADES OF GRAY premiered p, which was also a week after a bar opened in my theatre.

This exchange was between myself and a pretty and drunk college girl, me=me and DG = drunk girl.

Me: How did you enjoy the movie?

DG: (sluring) OMG I loved it, have you seen it yet?

Me: Which Movie?

DG: FIFTY SHADES OF GRAY!

Me: (inwardly cringing) no I have not seen it yet, but I have had to walk into the theatre I few times to check it.

DG: How do you check theatres?

Me: I walk in with this lightsaber (it's a flashlight with a red cone) and check the quality of the movie.

DG: Really, well (looking at me weird) can I play with your lightsaber?

Me: (without really thinking because I hate dealing with drunks) no you can't.

Then she leaves and my manager comes by at the end of the night to ask how everything went.

Manager: Did you have any issues tonight?

Me: No, just a drunk girl.

Manager: what happened?

Me: (I tell him the story)

Manager: dude I think she was hitting on you.

Me: really?

Manager: You know that lightsaber probably equals your d#%^

Me: I am an idiot aren't I

Manager: Yeah you are a dumbass mother f€£¥er.

Me: thanks I really appreciate that.

Edit: in the title and should be an.

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