Background: This happened about one week after the movie FIFTY SHADES OF GRAY premiered p, which was also a week after a bar opened in my theatre.
This exchange was between myself and a pretty and drunk college girl, me=me and DG = drunk girl.
Me: How did you enjoy the movie?
DG: (sluring) OMG I loved it, have you seen it yet?
Me: Which Movie?
DG: FIFTY SHADES OF GRAY!
Me: (inwardly cringing) no I have not seen it yet, but I have had to walk into the theatre I few times to check it.
DG: How do you check theatres?
Me: I walk in with this lightsaber (it's a flashlight with a red cone) and check the quality of the movie.
DG: Really, well (looking at me weird) can I play with your lightsaber?
Me: (without really thinking because I hate dealing with drunks) no you can't.
Then she leaves and my manager comes by at the end of the night to ask how everything went.
Manager: Did you have any issues tonight?
Me: No, just a drunk girl.
Manager: what happened?
Me: (I tell him the story)
Manager: dude I think she was hitting on you.
Manager: You know that lightsaber probably equals your d#%^
Me: I am an idiot aren't I
Manager: Yeah you are a dumbass mother f€£¥er.
Me: thanks I really appreciate that.
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