Have a Very Merry Shakespeare
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Have a Very Merry Shakespeare

God, she hated Padua.

She hated the massive nativity cutout that sat at the entrance to town, she hated the “ice rink” that the town put up (like it would ever get cold enough to snow, let alone freeze water),

she hated the stupid plastic snowmen that hung from the streetlights on Main St. – –

“Holy fuck, when did you become Scrooge?”

“What?” Kat looked over in surprise.

“Do you even realize that worlds have been coming out of your mouth?” Patrick asked her, “Or is your internal monolog normally this loud?”

“Oh, bite me! It's not like you've got some deep, abiding affection for your time here.”

“Oh, for fuck's sake!” a Prius suddenly backed out of a parking space, causing Patrick to stomp on the breaks, “You know what...

” he said, then gave the wheel a sharp turn to the right, slipping into the space the Prius had just left.

“What are you doing?” she asked, “We're already late as it is.”

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