I had just moved to a new state and was lucky in that I had worked at a movie theatre that allowed me to transfer.
I had only been at this new theatre (which was in a mall) for about a month when a very bizarre guest walked into the lobby. She was an older woman but definitely not over 60.
She had come in alone and handed me her ticket. I ripped it, let her know where her movie was and went about the rest of my shift.
Maybe about an hour to an hour and a half later, I noticed the woman hustling into the woman's restroom.
Where I was stationed at ticket drop gave me full view of the outside mall, the concession stand, exit doors, the lobby itself and of course the restrooms.
Noticing her entering the restroom was mainly because the shift had been incredibly dead and any sort of movement caught my attention to just pass the time.
Maybe about twenty minutes later, I had completely forgotten that the woman was still in the restroom. Abruptly, the woman's rest room doors swung open and the woman stood by the doorway.
She was now completely naked from the waist down and she was covered in shit. She then bellowed into the lobby, "I NEED A MANAGER, IMMEDIATELY!"
Her eyes darted between myself, the concessionists and the guest service attendant.
I didn't truly grasp the situation instantly and started to cover my mouth to stifle nervous yet disgusted laughter.
The guest service attendant thankfully had a radio and called a manager over who was just as horrified and confused as we are.
Apparently the woman had a history of bowel problems and did not make it into the toilet in time to do her business.
So she completely ruined her underwear, pants, socks and shoes to wipe as much of herself as she could.
The kicker though? The woman was mad that this was cutting into her movie time and demanded that the manager help her clean it up so she could go back into her movie.
At the time,
the company actually made their own pants and shoes to give out to employees so I remember my manager at the time giving her the employee pants and shoes to wear so she could return to her movie.
She put them on in the stall and then walked back into her film as if nothing had happened.
The kicker at the end? Our manager told one of the females working to check the stall and she had left all of her dirty clothes there next to what was close to a Hershey Hiroshima bomb.
TL;DR: Woman enters restroom, exits naked covered in crap. Complains she is missing her movie.