Issei stops and stares. "Oh don't tell me we're actually shopping at the sex store for my birthday present."
Confused, Lancer looks between the store's neon sign, Issei, and the one who'd brought them out here. "What is...?"
Shinji grins. "We are actually shopping at the sex store for your birthday present. Unless you don't want anything?"
"I don't want anything." Issei turns on his heel and walks off.
Lancer moves to follow him, but Shinji clears his throat loudly. "He's just embarrassed. He'll be grateful for his gift once he uses it. Now help me pick it out."
"I should follow Ryudo-dono." Still, Lancer hesitates. "Why do you need my help?"
"Because I'm not the one who's fucking him, how should I know what he likes?" Shinji gives Lancer an expression that clearly reads 'duh'.
"And there's no way that I'd want to change that, so I need you to give me advice."
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