There once was a man named Sam, and he was extremely famous. Whether this is a good or bad thing is really all just a matter of perspective.
Sam is so famous and rich that he, his children, grandchildren, and entire family will never have to work again.
But that's not the point of the story, the best part of this story is why Sam is so famous. It's because he's a raging psychopath, and extremely schizophrenic.
He knows that there are cameras in the walls everywhere he goes, and even speakers so that people can whisper in his ears while he tries to sleep.
They've been desperately trying to turn him gay for months. He's just too attractive, the men can't take it. They want him, and that's why they hate him so much. It's confusing really.
They don't actually want to have sex with him, not at all, they're disgusted by him completely.
They just hate the fact that every time they look at him it makes them feel gay, but at the forefront of their mind it keeps screaming I'M NOT FUCKING GAY GOD DAMN IT!
So they watch him, he's on camera 24/7. Has been for a year and 2 months. They watch him masturbate.
They watch him shower, and every time he's naked, or has his dick, or ass out, they can't help but just watch him, never in person, always on camera though,
and most of the time they pull their dicks out to make sure they can masturbate once they get hard (it happens every time) and call him gay because of how insecure they feel about themselves.
Sam overheard the quotes.
They come over and over "wow, he has a big dick too?" "holy shit that guy can fuck like a horse on Viagra" ''my wife wants to blow him" "did you see that porn he made?
Oh Em Ef Gee that was so hawt" Sam has no idea after these quotes why he's being called gay. Now they call him gay boy.
They call him gay because they feel gay when they look at him, and boy because of his ridiculously handsome baby face- which is beautiful.
It's really a sad story, after being berated for such a long time, Sam's mental health has declined and he's suicidal.
One day his brains will be over the ceiling and the only people that will care are his fans. Mostly women. Just kidding, they hate him too. But they love to hate him.
They also want to fuck him for some reason. And give him nudes, it's depressing really. Just not for Sam, that last part is A okay.
Also, men are scared to insult him to his face about 99% of the time, and if it is to his face, it won't be directly said to him.
Sam thinks this is okay, as it's funny how big of a vagina some guys can have.