EB (baybelletrist): Outtakes we'd like to see
Walsh: Can't I trust you to complete a simple assignment? We had a whole security squad waiting at Longshot all afternoon!
Zach: Sir! F*ck you very much, sir!
Niko: Shane, could you like a girl like Maya?
Goose: Nahh... but I'd like to screw you to the deckplates. How about it?
Maya: Goose, you're so witty.
Goose: Does that mean I can expect a blow job at the next rest stop?
Walsh: You've got 24 hours before I call in the Space Navy.
Niko: I have to wait 24 hours?
Waldo: Zero gee just isn't natural!
Zozo: Yeah, then how come there's so much of it?
Waldo: Aahh! Unhand me, you little Kiwi shit!
Niko: What are you?
Scarecrow: I am as beyond you as you are of the insects!
Niko: You're Barney?
Goose: We'll have to jam-sync the hypershunts!
Doc: Ooh, I love it when you talk like that!
AKK: 101 positions not allowed in an Explorer
No, sir. I will not explain why I missed the Crown destroyer on the mainscreen.
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