The Legacy of Our Fathers
Quite frankly, though, this wasn't exactly what he'd had in mind.
"Thorin! What heaven's name do you think you're
Bilbo found himself scrambling over coins, his soles scrapping painfully as he slid down the treacherous footing on a handful of gemstones as he attempted to dance back out of reach.
The dwarven king stood unmoving, arms crossed over his chest, holding his ground before the massive stone door and preventing Bilbo from simply darting out and leaving Thorin to this idiocy.
His only concession to this ridiculous stand-off was ducking slightly as the hobbit, in a fit of frustration, scooped up a handful of coins and threw them at him.
The small projectiles bounced harmlessly off his broad shoulders and arms with musical
as the gold and silver pieces struck his armour.
Bilbo couldn't explain what in the name of all the West was
," the infuriating dwarf rumbled, but showed no other signs of explaining, beyond his earlier, and equally baffling, statement that the
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