1. 90s Kid
“Yeah, dude?” 90s Kid came bounding into the room, looking like...well, like a puppy. As usual. It was kind of annoying.
“What the hell happened out here?”
90s Kid glanced around. “Oh, yeah.
So, like, there was a spider and it was really huge and creepy and probably poisonous, so I, like, blew it away with my awesome GUUUUUUNS!” He grinned, which only made Linkara more annoyed.
“Clean this up!” he snapped. “Now!”
90s Kid was still for a moment before he nodded. “Sure thing, dude.” He got to work immediately.
Linkara blinked. It normally took a lot more to get 90s Kid to work. But then Linkara shrugged. If the work was done, that was what was important.
“Hey, Linkara,” Critic said. “What’s up?”
“I was thinking,” Linkara said. “You’re reviewing an awful lot of superhero movies without me lately.”
Critic shrugged. “It’s Superman. That’s Joe’s area. He wears the shirt and everything!”
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