, Sam," Yoseef said, and if he'd been drunk, if they'd
been drunk, that would have been one thing. That would have been a thing Sam could have dealt with, laughed off. Teased Yoseef about in the morning, to distract them both from the hangover.
Unfortunately, they were both sober, or as sober as a man could be when he was all ja-lo-pei, the way Yoseef clearly was.
"The one." Yoseef shook his head. "Can you believe it?"
"I'm sure I can't," Sam said. "I mean,
? No offense, Yoseef, but if any one of us deserves to meet the love of their life, it surely must be me."
"It's not you, it's your terrible pick-up lines." Yoseef grinned.
Sam scowled. "Oh, thanks very much. Some brother you are." He wasn't bitter, not really. It helped that he knew, and Yoseef knew, that his pick-up lines were just fine.
So what if they were old, and cheesy, and the same ones everyone else was using? You didn't mess with the classics, was what.
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