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The high school Latin teacher who has to tell his pretty student
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Embarrassment by Tony Hoagland

by boughsmoresilent

The high school Latin teacher

who has to tell his pretty student

that the most accurate translation

of the noun in her Catullus ode

is *blowjob*

blushes,

though the blood that rushes

through the capillaries of his cheeks

is exactly the same force of nature

Catullus often praised

as the inspiration

of the cock.

Ask God which he prefers:

doing,

or watching?

He'll just shrug and give

that lazy, crooked smile

that could mean enlightenment

or indigestion,

or something in between,

like we are, trying:

one person eating oatmeal

and another, wanting nothing more

than to be the spoon,

and hiding it.

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