Downtown theater, stoner guests.
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So I've been working at my theater since about October and have developed a good swing of things. It's located in the heart of a major city and have to deal with bums, drunks, and stoners on the daily. I'd say about 60% of our upsales come from stoners.
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Downtown theater, stoner guests.

by rebahaze

So I've been working at my theater since about October and have developed a good swing of things.

It's located in the heart of a major city and have to deal with bums, drunks, and stoners on the daily. I'd say about 60% of our upsales come from stoners.

Well, one night during the holiday season rush I was averaging a 45 sec. transaction time; I was in the fucking zone! Best retail smile, making allll the upsales, and even getting that .

60 cent cheese added to their hotdogs.

We were at about half time for our first evening rush when I had a couple come up in their mid to late twenties. I can smell the weed off of them and they didn't give a fuck to even make eye-contact.

Whatever, I'll still give them the same Speed of Service bull crap.

They get a total of like $35 worth of shit and when I ask, "Is that everything for you guys tonight?" the douche of the couple looks at me and he's like, "Yah, some cocaine."

Wut.

"Um, sorry sir?"

"Well, you're obviously on something. No one's that happy and fast at a job like this. Do you got any coke?" I don't know what to say, but the first thing that comes outta my mouth is,

"Not on me. That'll be $35.65. Debit?"

After we had cleaned up and stocked candy, I went and told my managers about this and I've never seen them laugh their asses off so hard.

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