The Eighth Doctor had decided to drop in on the Seventh Doctor, to see how "retirement" was treating him.
He was surprised to find that the Seventh Doctor had opened a shop just down the road from This Time Round. It looked like a charming little antiques store from the outside.
But he didn't understand the name on the homey sign above the door.
"'All Things Scottish'?"
As he opened the door, he heard the sound of bagpipes. "Oh, dear..."
He was loudly greeted by the Seventh Doctor. "Welcome to 'All Things Scottish.
' If it's not Scottish, it's CRAP!!" The last word was spoken so forcefully that the Eighth Doctor's hair was blown back.
The Seventh Doctor beamed. "So... what do you think?"
The Eighth Doctor looked around at the abundance of plaid stuff. "Honestly? It's... silly. The most ridiculous thing I've ever seen. Why, it's a scheme worthy of the Master..."
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